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June 23, 2008
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Britney Braces
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June 3, 2008
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January 27, 2008
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January 21, 2008
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Britney Braces sucking on a pink penis dildo
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January 13, 2008
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January 7, 2008
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Britney Braces sucking on her fingers
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November 23, 2007
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October 13, 2007
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October 9, 2007
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October 9, 2007
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October 9, 2007
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Straddling the ever so fragile age between thinking boys are icky and deep throating dildos, Britney is a sweet cherub whose charms are sadly doused by the slurry of tackiness that is Britney Braces. The pink bubblegum background, sets and outfits bring back memories of those awkward high-school days – would the cute girl with the braces notice me? But the only question the site poses is "How far will she stick that cucumber up there?"
Quite new and, with 44 soft-core picture galleries and 30 videos and a small girl-on-girl section complimenting the main galleries, expanding quickly Britney Braces scores for quantity but fails to deliver quality. The half-hearted embrace of Britney's innocence undermines any illusions of realism. Here's a sample from the site:
"I love playing outdoors, nothing better than showing off my little body and hoping some naughty man see's me, it makes me so horny knowing I am teasing a guy, hoping his cock gets nice and hard looking at my tight little pussy."
Girl's got to dream doesn't she? But the blunders turn from the awkward to comical when one browses the movies. Narration, by a British gentleman, who's at pains to assure us he's not gay, on several of the videos ensures they're as erotic as a David Attenborough documentary on the mating habits of dung beetles. Add the narrators Yorkshire accent to the mix and the resulting refrains are uniquely hideous:
"That pussy looks really fucking wet, the members are going to look at that wet little pussy and get horny, that's a good girl, she's liking that."
Rarely is the fourth wall between producer and viewer so thoroughly and ineptly trampled, it's hard to know whether to laugh at the idiot behind the camera or feel sorry for poor Britney. Our pommy friend at one point quips "Oh my god members can you imagine a better site?" Frankly we'd rather watch dung beetles fucking, buy a membership for comedy value only. |
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